So it’s cold outside, let’s talk about scarves! Let’s face the facts, unless you are an arctic explorer, an infant or the elderly, the warmth of your neck is not an issue in your day to day life. So you’ve decided to wear a scarf for the fashion of it. Big mistake! Let’s face it, unless you fit in one or more of the previously mentioned categories, the only purpose a scarf will serve is to hang yourself from the rafters of the boys club around the street from your house. I mean seriously, start wearing scarves and the next thing you know you’ll wake up wearing painted-on black denim pants, smoking crystal meth behind the Safeway. And nobody wants that. You are a beautiful person. You’re better off popping your collar.